The Transformer Least Likely To Get A Movie.

Oh my God. We're being attacked by giant alien robots. What should I do?

Have no fear, human earthling, Señor Toast is here. A heroic Autobot.

WHA?! A robot? In my kitchen? 

Yes. It is me. A robot. And I am in you're kitchen.

What are you doing here?

I have come to fight evil. That's what Autobots do.

Great. But, where did you come from?

I was disguised in plain sight in the garage. That's what Autobots do.

There's only a bunch of boxes in the garage, but OK. Go do something heroic.

I will…

Well?

What do you think I should do?

Go out there and fight them with your lasers and blasters. 

Uhhh. I don't exactly have lasers or blasters. 

What?!

I never passed the lasers and blasters qualification course. 

OK… Well how about you transform into your alternate form.

Oh, that's a great idea. Thank you.

BEEP. SWISHK. SHHHOOP. CLICK. BIFFFFT. SSSIIIIIK.

There.

You're a toaster?! What good is that? What are you going to distract them with a full breakfast?
No.
Are you going to attempt to electrocute them?
No.
Are you some kind of death toaster?
No. 
So you're just a plain old ordinary toaster?
I wish.
But your box says you're a toaster.

The form you see, IS my alternate form. 

YOU'RE A BOX?!
Yes human.
Can I get inside to hide from the evil space robots?
No. There isn't any room.
So... you transform from a lame, useless robot into a plain ordinary cardboard box?
Yes. I must seem a technological wonder to your human brain.
My human brain thinks you suck.